So, with the new changes to Tumblr, I’m probably dropping off. Giving it a week, so if y’all want my contact info for any reason there is a grace period. I kind of don’t blog anyways.
Protection from everything = relationships with nothing you guys
That’s so sad and beautiful. Unless…
*Progenitus hums merrily to itself*
*attacks for 10 unstoppably without really noticing what it smooshes underfoot*
*doesn’t even realize there are other beings or magics out there to interact with, doesn’t really have needs or wants, and is generally cool with life*
So maybe we don’t have to feel sad for Progenitus. I still think it’s polite to say hello if you see it on the horizon. Just don’t be insulted if it doesn’t reply."
Doug Beyer, M:tG Creative
Progenitus is my new gender identity, guys.
i was ready for several months to self diagnose with depression due to lack of feeling emotions but the thing is there is one emotion left and it just keeps gettin stronger - INTENSE BURNING HATRED TOWARDS COPS
the coffee machine at the circle k is labeled muffins
i think maybe this causes regular problems because after about ten minutes of me wondering about the muffin machine in the coffee section the cashier came over and just poured me a cup
i was profusely thankful and a little bit embarrassed
there is frost downtown it rained on me at least ten different times today i need coffee and someone should bring me lots of whisky and maybe a bucket.
also what the fuck drunk sketchy bros on sgr at noon why am i the only person that will tell you to fuck off?
also also: there are ads for the tar sands in nearly every dude bathroom in bars downtown. please maritimers, do not go to alberta. you will die out there.
also also also thank you to all the pedestrians today who fixed my case after the wind messed it up. y’all were on it so fast, you have no idea how much that means i know you don’t follow my tumblr but whatever i can’t actually thank you proper and you deserve some sort of thanks.
so i guess i’m goin to mtl and tdot sometime round the 19th, like an idiot. said i wouldn’t do that shit this year, but awesome folks at the mudhouse booked buddy teo and i show stuff.
if y’all want some bummer musician to hang out with and stick to those places hit me up. i promise to bring the mood down and smell terrible.
DEATH TO THE NEW AESTHETIC
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH
Izzet - Dubstep
Azorious - Classical
Gruul - Hard rock
Orzhov - Opera
Simic - Electronica
Boros - March
Rakdos - Gangster Rap
Golgari - Death Metal
Dimir - Elegys
Selesnya - World
Izzet - Post Rock
Azorius - Elevator Music
Gruul - Folk Punk
Orzhov - Opera
Simic - Fusion
Boros - March
Rakdos - Punk
Golgari - Doom Sludge
Dimir - Jazz
Selesnya - The Grateful Dead
Fixed, because come on. Rakdos doesn’t listen to punk? Have you looked at any of them? The idea of the Izzet listening to Dubstep over something like Godspeed also bothered me.
Good call on the Orzhov and Opera, though.
so i updated my bandcamp with lyrics and chords because i found that after never checkin my email ever some folks got left hangin for a real while.
acutely aware of every function of your body when there is glass smash piss sound outside yr window
draw slow on a cigarette
think long and hard about movement
close yr eyes
so, i don’t understand, but apparently you can… buy memberships with magic cards?
i think i need to start working for okcupid