the coffee machine at the circle k is labeled muffins
i think maybe this causes regular problems because after about ten minutes of me wondering about the muffin machine in the coffee section the cashier came over and just poured me a cup
i was profusely thankful and a little bit embarrassed
stupid muffins
there is frost downtown it rained on me at least ten different times today i need coffee and someone should bring me lots of whisky and maybe a bucket.
also what the fuck drunk sketchy bros on sgr at noon why am i the only person that will tell you to fuck off?
also also: there are ads for the tar sands in nearly every dude bathroom in bars downtown. please maritimers, do not go to alberta. you will die out there.
also also also thank you to all the pedestrians today who fixed my case after the wind messed it up. y’all were on it so fast, you have no idea how much that means i know you don’t follow my tumblr but whatever i can’t actually thank you proper and you deserve some sort of thanks.
anyway coffee
so i guess i’m goin to mtl and tdot sometime round the 19th, like an idiot. said i wouldn’t do that shit this year, but awesome folks at the mudhouse booked buddy teo and i show stuff.
if y’all want some bummer musician to hang out with and stick to those places hit me up. i promise to bring the mood down and smell terrible.
DEATH TO THE NEW AESTHETIC
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH
Yes, lets imagine a world WITHOUT MUSLIMS, shall we?
Without Muslims you wouldn’t have:
- Coffee
Cameras
Experimental Physics
Chess
Soap
Shampoo
Perfume/spirits
Irrigation
Crank-shaft, internal combustion engine, valves, pistons
Combination locks
Architectural innovation (pointed arch -European Gothic cathedrals adopted this technique as it made the building much stronger, rose windows, dome buildings, round towers, etc.)
Surgical instruments
Anesthesia
Windmill
Treatment of Cowpox
Fountain pen
Numbering system
Algebra/Trigonometry
Modern Cryptology
3 course meal (soup, meat/fish, fruit/nuts)
Crystal glasses
Carpets
Checks
Gardens used for beauty and meditation instead of for herbs and kitchen.
- University
- Optics
- Music
- Toothbrush
- Hospitals
- Bathing
- Quilting
- Mariner’s Compass
- Soft drinks
- Pendulum
- Braille
- Cosmetics
- Plastic surgery
- Calligraphy
- Manufacturing of paper and cloth
It was a Muslim who realized that light ENTERS our eyes, unlike the Greeks who thought we EMITTED rays, and so invented a camera from this discovery.
It was a Muslim who first tried to FLY in 852, even though it is the Wright Brothers who have taken the credit.
It was a Muslim by the name of Jabir ibn Hayyan who was known as the founder of modern Chemistry. He transformed alchemy into chemistry. He invented: distillation, purification, oxidation, evaporation, and filtration. He also discovered sulfuric and nitric acid.
It is a Muslim, by the name of Al-Jazari who is known as the father of robotics.
It was a Muslim who was the architect for Henry V’s castle.
It was a Muslim who invented hollow needles to suck cataracts from eyes, a technique still used today.
It was a Muslim who actually discovered inoculation, not Jenner and Pasteur to treat cowpox. The West just brought it over from Turkey
It was Muslims who contributed much to mathematics like Algebra and Trigonometry, which was imported over to Europe 300 years later to Fibonnaci and the rest.
It was Muslims who discovered that the Earth was round 500 years before Galileo did.
The list goes on………..
Just imagine a world without Muslims. Now I think you probably meant, JUST IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT TERRORISTS. And then I would agree, the world would definitely be a better place without those pieces of filth. But to hold a whole group responsible for the actions of a few is ignorant and racist. No one would ever expect Christians or White people to be held responsible for the acts of Timothy McVeigh (Oklahoma bombing) or Andreas Brevik (Norway killing), or the gun man that shot Congresswoman Giffords in head, wounded 12 and killed 6 people, and rightly so because they had nothing to do with those incidents! Just like the rest of the 1.5 billion Muslims have nothing to do with this incident!
Sources:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/how-islamic-inventors-changed-the-world-469452.html
http://articles.cnn.com/2010-01-29/world/muslim.inventions_1_hassani-inventions-muslim?_s=PM:WORLD
http://www.ummahedinburgh.co.uk/radio/files/Muslim-Invention-Article.pdf
Always reblog.
THIS.
And once again, learning more from tumblr than school and forcefully accepted understandings of the world
I love that essentially you wouldn’t be able to make that picture in a world without Muslims.
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Izzet - Dubstep
Azorious - Classical
Gruul - Hard rock
Orzhov - Opera
Simic - Electronica
Boros - March
Rakdos - Gangster Rap
Golgari - Death Metal
Dimir - Elegys
Selesnya - World
Izzet - Post Rock
Azorius - Elevator Music
Gruul - Folk Punk
Orzhov - Opera
Simic - Fusion
Boros - March
Rakdos - Punk
Golgari - Doom Sludge
Dimir - Jazz
Selesnya - The Grateful Dead
Fixed, because come on. Rakdos doesn’t listen to punk? Have you looked at any of them? The idea of the Izzet listening to Dubstep over something like Godspeed also bothered me.
Good call on the Orzhov and Opera, though.
so i updated my bandcamp with lyrics and chords because i found that after never checkin my email ever some folks got left hangin for a real while.
um.
bitterfucked.bandcamp.com
acutely aware of every function of your body when there is glass smash piss sound outside yr window
draw slow on a cigarette
think long and hard about movement
close yr eyes
get up
so, i don’t understand, but apparently you can… buy memberships with magic cards?
i think i need to start working for okcupid
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dear fuckin “diy” capitalists. stop writing articles on the internet. stop existing.
no marketeers, just because we do things on our own doesn’t mean we have to make business out of them.i’m not underselling myself because i haven’t hopped on your wave of trendy capital, i’m selling at a price i can afford. and when others can’t afford it, we work something out.
because your art, your music, your craft, it isn’t worth anything to these fucks. it’s a product to them. that was the reason to be diy. makin yr stuff relevant and accessible, now a bunch of hipster scumbags try to tell you to sell sell sell sell!
vomit on them and charge for it.
HARBOUR WATER FEST FOUR IS MAY 31ST - JUNE 2ND, 2013 IN HALIFAX, NS.
more information @ hwf4.diyhalifax.ca
questions, concerns? diyhalifaxATgmailDOTcom
so excited to see you folks.
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i love singing songs for myself on the street
“Put me on the internet! Even on The Google!”
all the kids, you can throw away yr makeup and glittter. you just outglammed.
